5 best positions you would want to discover

You have tried all the positions in bed with your lover—missionary, dog style, reverse cowgirl, hot tub hug—c’mon, name them all to prove how adventurous and expert you are.  Oh, surely you have enjoyed them, right? Some may be too complicated and some too simple, but what matters is you satisfy your deepest craving.

However, your problem now is you have tried them all already and since you do them almost 24/7, now you are getting bored. Like how a drug addict needs a higher dosage the longer he takes his ecstasy for the maintenance of getting high, you now need more intense sex to pacify your raging hormones. Therefore, you must come up with all new positions to experience more thrill in bed. Now you are desperate.

What can you do to keep the spirit of carnal bliss in you? You are just 18 and it seems like you would get to try all the kama sutra positions before you even get married. Now that is really a problem.

How could you enjoy the core essence your married life when as early as now you are already tired of sex? I tell you, your sex life once you are married would be boring unless you find an out of this world bed adventure. How can you stay out of this nightmare then?

Alright, I know you are here for the 5 best positions that maybe you have not tried yet. I tell you, they are not only fun, but they can also help you keep the fire until you have tied the knot. Try them and I guarantee you the best sex life ever to come into your life.

Before we begin with the countdown, I want you to do something first. I want you to raise your hand, look at your fingers, and focus on each as I mention them. Now, we can discover the 5 positions you are looking for.

The top 5 best positions

1. Thumb position- this is the first and foremost position that you should learn and focus on. If you exercise this in your life, I am sure the rest would be easy and fun to learn. The thumb position is actually your position in God. I do not know if you believe in Him or not but one thing I assure you, learning to love God and offering Him your life is the best source of joy (just try it if you are an atheist, agnostic, deist, or just a liberated geek ‘coz I tell you it’s effective because I was once like you). Putting God as your top priority would help you bring order into your life. Anyway, He is your creator, your life’s author and the One who knows the best for you, therefore follow Him and discover the best plan He has prepared for you.

2. Index position- I guess most of us have already mastered this one. This is actually your position as a lover of yourself. Well, before you could love others and let them love you, you need to love yourself first. You are the main responsible for what could happen in your life. If you want to be successful, then go, reach for your dreams. Once you achieve this, you will have fulfillment and you can already offer yourself to others.

3. Middle position- Your middle finger refers to your position as a family member and as a friend. In a way, you have a responsibility with them. You must fulfill your family and social duties first  before getting into your marriage bed because once you have your own family already, you would have a hard time sparing a minute for them. You would not regret anything if you have been a good friend and homebuddy before you marry because you have given your best to them already.

4. Ring position- It is after you have perfected the first 3 positions that you can go to this one. Your ring finger no doubt symbolizes your position as a future husband/wife. Getting married is not just an ordinary phase in life that one wants to experience but it is a special chapter of your biography. The person you marry is supposedly the one you truly love and so you want to give him/her the best of you. Surely you do not want to say to your partner, “Hey honey, let’s not make love anymore because I’m bored of it.” Also, I’m sure you do not wish to give him/her STD, do you? Therefore, stop experimenting with your sex life now with just anybody but just wait for your husband/wife to come. It would be more fun and safer if you discover stuffs together.

5. Baby or pinky position- If you love sex then probably you love procreation. If you dream of having your own children someday then better think about them now. Better prepare for your future kids, in short. This last position is your status as being a parent in the future. If you would want to have children of your own then you need to be a responsible parent—and being one means PLANNING for it. You want to give your kids a good life right? Therefore, stop lying just anywhere with anyone and begin working hard to save for your future. If not, you might end up bringing your precious dream children into this world early and you realize you could not even buy a diaper.

Sex is beautiful and fun. However, if done in the wrong way at the wrong time, it becomes wasted and ugly. Just like how watching your favorite movie everyday for six months could make you hate it, making love as early as a teenager would make you lose its being special once you are already at the right time. To summarize everything, the best sex position if you are not yet married is TO WAIT.